Elderly Pre-Nups
Preparing for your last marriage...
An elderly
couple in their 80's were about to get married.
She said,
“I want to
keep my house.”
He said,
“That's fine
with me.”
She said,
“And I want
to keep my Cadillac.”
He said,
“That's fine
with me.”
She said,
“And I want
to have sex 6 times a week.”
He said,
“That's fine
with me. Put me down for Fridays.”