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Elderly Pre-Nups
Preparing for your last marriage...
 

An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.

She said,
I want to keep my house.
He said,
That's fine with me.

She said,
And I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said,
That's fine with me.

She said,
And I want to have sex 6 times a week.
He said,
That's fine with me. Put me down for Fridays.