Golfer’s Helping Hand-icap
Distraction therapy can work wonders for your golf game!
Two women
were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed
directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the
men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground
and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
“Please
allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain
if you'd allow me.”
“Oh, no,
I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,” the man
replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in a fetal position, still clasping his hands
together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to
help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and
put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments then asked,
“How does
that feel?”
He replied,
“It feels
great, but my thumb still hurts!”