Inspiring School Exams

How to fail school tests with dignity



Improving a frictionless ramp...
School Exam - Improving a frictionless ramp

Don’t forget to expand your equation, Peter...
School Exam - expand your equation

An elegant explanation of Mass vs Time...
School Exam - Mass vs Time

This obvious answer may lead to a CATastrophic mark...
School Exam - CATastrophic mark

Spotting the hidden X factor...
School Exam - Spotting the hidden X factor

That's easy!
School Exam - That's easy

Solving square roots the easy way...
School Exam - square roots

How to generate a lot of heat away from the classroom...
School Exam - heat

Proof that Girls Are Evil...
School Exam - Proof that Girls Are Evil

Do your ions bond?
School Exam - ions bond

Polar-Proof
School Exam - Polar-Proof

Sure it's not H.. 2.. Oh..?
School Exam - H Too Oh

Tracey's wrong answer...
School Exam - wrong answer

Why teachers drink...
School Exam - Why teachers drink

School Exam - Ghandi Khan Commonality

School Exam - Mississipi Flooding

School Exam - Roman Achievement

School Exam - Six Arctic Animals

School Exam - Boy Puberty

School Exam - Declaration Of Independence

School Exam - Orpheus Wife

School Exam - Romeo Character

School Exam - Varicose

School Exam - Fibula

School Exam - Free Press

School Exam - Mobile Phone Mast

School Exam - Noise Frequency

School Exam - Standalone Computer

School Exam - Good Vibrations

School Exam - Hadrians Wall

School Exam - Speedy Steve

School Exam - Malays


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See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig


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24-Jun-2018