Inspiring School Exams

How to fail school tests with dignity



Improving a frictionless ramp...
School Exam - Improving a frictionless ramp

Don’t forget to expand your equation, Peter...
School Exam - expand your equation

An elegant explanation of Mass vs Time...
School Exam - Mass vs Time

This obvious answer may lead to a CATastrophic mark...
School Exam - CATastrophic mark

Spotting the hidden X factor...
School Exam - Spotting the hidden X factor

That's easy!
School Exam - That's easy

Solving square roots the easy way...
School Exam - square roots

How to generate a lot of heat away from the classroom...
School Exam - heat

Proof that Girls Are Evil...
School Exam - Proof that Girls Are Evil

Do your ions bond?
School Exam - ions bond

Polar-Proof
School Exam - Polar-Proof

Sure it's not H.. 2.. Oh..?
School Exam - H Too Oh

Tracey's wrong answer...
School Exam - wrong answer

Why teachers drink...
School Exam - Why teachers drink

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See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal


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18-Apr-2019