Romantic Table

Shopping Mall ambience in Buenos Aires, Argentina

Cupids ’n arrow chairs bring you closer to your loved one



Romantic Table with Cupid Arrows on back of chairs

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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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