Senior Protesters

Union rally for retired senior citizens





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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale


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17-Jan-2018