Senior Protesters

Union rally for retired senior citizens





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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar


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