Senior Protesters

Union rally for retired senior citizens





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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


see also   Aging,  Beer  &  Sign  Sections

 

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22-Sep-2017