Senior Protesters

Union rally for retired senior citizens





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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


see also   Aging,  Beer  &  Sign  Sections

 

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23-Jun-2018