![]() One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain My brother thinks he's a chicken. We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor see also Art & Egg Sections After Easter Bunny Blonde’s Meaning of Easter Broken Egg Bunny Calendar Chocolate Easter Bunnies Chocolate Easter Eggs Chocolate Math Colour Car Did You Say Happy Easter? Dying Pope’s Last Request Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening Easter Bunny Wisdom Easter Canceled Easter Car Easter Cats Easter Egg Drop-outs Easter Elephant Eggs Easter Identity Theft Easter Sudoku Puzzle Easter Yolks Egg Couch Egg Family Egg Separator Egg Walk Eggs with Eyes Eggsellent Friends Firm Egg Forgotten Easter Eggs Golfer’s Breakfast Happy Easter, Big Guy Happy Keester Hare Five Hoppy Easter How Easter Eggs Are Made How Many Eggs? Identity Theft Jerusalem Obituary, 33 A.D. Leaving A Good Impression Missed Palm Sunday Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter Purrrfect Disguise Rabbit or Duck? Stuffed Bunny Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law Texas Easter Bunny The Rules of Chocolate The Crucifixion The Resurrection What Happened? What’s In Easter? |
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