Here’s the latest drug runner from some European nuts. This thing used to belt across
the English Channel 3 times per week and was just a blur on the radar of the British coast
guard. They were so blown away by the speed of the thing that they brought in a
specialized helicopter to catch it. What was on board? 300 kgs. of pure cocaine...
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“Enough 'Horse' power to have a 'Crack' at all your needs!”
“Worst case of drug induced compulsive outboard redundancy I've ever seen, Captain!
This puts an end to “Eddie's Ride n' Snort” Channel Tours.”
“Not guaranteed for Canadian
“When the coast guard arrived they took powder!”
“An engine for every occasion.”
“S.S. Gas Guzzler”
“You think that's powerfull? You should see the other half of the boat!”
“I'm so sick of those herrings getting away from me. Well let them try now.”
“FOR SALE: Ski boat. Previously used by a church group for Sunday outings.
Never run hard, but does show some potential for the more sporty slalom enthusiast.
Large supply of cotter pins included.”
“Get-A-Grip & Pray Tours!”
“Hang on to your AAAAaaaaaaa!”
“So THAT’s what’s driving up the price of gas worldwide.”
“Designed by OPEC’s crack team of naval engineers.”
“Dial-a-Bottle, St. Pierre to Fortune, call: (###)…”
“Canada Customs officials observed this cigarette boat...”
“… confiscated by officials. Owner charged with smuggling outboard motors…”
“Hello. Lloyd’s of London? How much to insure this boat and cargo? Yes. The crew is a crack team.”
“Dat’s ’de definition of a Euro-Redneck right ’der.”
“Just a wee bit wider than Panamax…”
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