Broken Egg

How to repair broken Easter eggs



Broken Egg patched by stitches

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One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

I will not meddle with that which I cannot mend. - Thomas Fuller

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Ghost Food
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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