Broken Egg

How to repair broken Easter eggs



Broken Egg patched by stitches

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Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

You can't fix things with a hug, but you can't make them any worse, either. - Dean Koontz

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Ghost Food
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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