Broken Egg

How to repair broken Easter eggs



Broken Egg patched by stitches

QuotaBills
One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

I will not meddle with that which I cannot mend. - Thomas Fuller

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

You can't fix things with a hug, but you can't make them any worse, either. - Dean Koontz

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Ghost Food
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

Letting Your Hair Down

Jigsaw Sudoku Puzzles E

Car Wrecker

LiverPool

Mal Nutrition

Bar Walker

Snowbound Train

Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Tomato IV

Corset Bound

Things Bottled Up

Log Out - Here It Comes!

Baby Priorities

Alzheimer's Wing

Zipper Scar Tattoo
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

19-Jan-2018