Egg Walk

For the chicken-on-the-go

Farmers introduce auto-load egg crates

“This is a good egg-scuse to get outta here...”



Chicken Egg Walk

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


see also   Egg  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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13-Dec-2017