Egg Walk

For the chicken-on-the-go

Farmers introduce auto-load egg crates

“This is a good egg-scuse to get outta here...”



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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


see also   Egg  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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23-Aug-2017