A man walks into the street and manages to hail a taxi going by. He gets
into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”
Passenger:
“Who?”
Cabbie:
“Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along
when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single
time.”
Passenger:
“There are always a few clouds over everybody.”
Cabbie:
“Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at
tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced
like a Broadway star - and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an
amazing guy.”
Passenger:
“Sounds like he was something really special.”
Cabbie:
“There’s more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody’s birthday. He
knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He
could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks
out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.”
Passenger:
“Wow, some guy then.”
Cabbie:
“He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like
me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and
he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never
answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always
immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a
mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”
Passenger:
“An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?”
Cabbie:
“Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his widow.
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