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Many hands make light work. - Unknown

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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