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Asking too much of a police dog

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. - Theodore Roosevelt

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. - Arthur Ashe

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do. - Epictetus

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten. - Tony Robbins

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, "always do what you are afraid to do." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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