You Want Me To Do What?

Sometimes we ask too much of our friends



Asking too much of a police dog

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. - Arthur Ashe

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Sometimes you must let go of your pride and do what is asked of us. - Anakin Skywalker

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Sometimes it is not enough that we do our best; we must do what is required. - Winston Churchill

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got. - Unknown

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Don't you see? You can't be brave without being afraid. The brave ones are always afraid. But they do what they must, even so. - Teri Hall

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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