Long-Legged Bike Owner

“On a bicycle made for two” - too high



Long Leg Bike Owner

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Life well spent is long. - Leonardo da Vinci

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

I throw just as hard as ever - it just takes twice as long to get there. - Warren Spahn

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him. - Lou Holtz

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Stare at the dark too long and you will eventually see what isn’t there. - Cameron Jace

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. - Dick Cavett

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. - Archimedes

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the macarena. - Jon Stewart

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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