Long-Legged Bike Owner

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Long Leg Bike Owner

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A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

We become what we think about all day long. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Flattery is alright, so long as you don't inhale. - Adlai Stevenson

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

I've been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. - Groucho Marx

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. - Dick Cavett

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. - Scott Adams

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the macarena. - Jon Stewart

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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