Long-Legged Bike Owner

“On a bicycle made for two” - too high



Long Leg Bike Owner

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Live long and prosper. - Leonard Nimoy

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

We become what we think about all day long. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I can believe anything as long as it is incredible. - Oscar Wilde

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes. - Robert Redford

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Quarrels would not last so long if the fault were only on one side. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

Stare at the dark too long and you will eventually see what isn’t there. - Cameron Jace

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

There's an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. - Irving Berlin

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. - Groucho Marx

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. - Rachael Ray

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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