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Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. - Oscar Wilde

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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