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A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Good doctors make poor patients. - Unknown

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. - Oscar Wilde

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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