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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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25-May-2018