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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement. - Groucho Marx

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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20-Feb-2018