God Darts

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God Darts

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei


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19-Sep-2017