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God Darts

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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