God Darts

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God Darts

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God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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24-Feb-2018