God Darts

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God Darts

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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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18-Jun-2018