I met a fairy today who said that she would grant me one wish.
“I want to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”
“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their butts!”
“You crafty devil,” said the fairy.
Genie & Political
40th Wedding Anniversary
Cowboy’s Gift From Revenue Canada
Dog Pot Nap
Shame On All You Hunters
Names of the Colours
Chinese Take Away
Revenge of the Stallion
Learning To 'Fly'
New Deer Rifle
Sushi To Go