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Grant Me One Wish
Genie-ous attempt to live forever

I met a fairy today who said that she would grant me one wish.

“I want to live forever,” I said.

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”

“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their butts!”

“You crafty devil,” said the fairy.


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17-Jan-2019