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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh


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