Mobile Phones

Rotary on the rise

Making cell phone booths obsolete







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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen


see also   Telephone  Section
Cell Phone For Seniors
Cheap Mobile
Finger Phone
Good Reception
Important Phone Call
iPhone Evolution
Lawyer Malpractice
LOL Tweet
Mobile Phone
Redneck Phone
Texting Abbreviations for the Elderly
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21-Feb-2018