Jethro and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer.
Suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife - she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”
Jethro spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says,
“Better think it over... women like that are hard to find.”
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