#1
Blaming your farts on me.
not funny... not funny at all !!!
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#2
Yelling at me for barking.
I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG!
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#3
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out!
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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#4
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!
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#5
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you’re not home.
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#6
The slight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whooooooo Hoooooooo - what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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#7
Taking me to the vet for “the big snip”,
then acting surprised when I freak out
every time we go back!
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#8
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of
your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite
mastered the handshake thing yet.
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#9
Dog sweaters. Hello???
Haven’t you noticed the fur?
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#10
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth.
You’re just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who’s boss here!
You don’t see me picking up your poop, do you?
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