Welfare Dogs

Welfare Dogs
Does your dog have what it takes?

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.
At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.”
So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in colour, unemployed,
lazy, can’t speak English and have no friggin’ clue who their Daddy’s are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first checks on Friday. Damn, this is a great country!

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