Cell Phone Book

For classes where cell phones aren’t allowed

Hidden Cell Phone In Book

Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

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