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No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick


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22-Aug-2017