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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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