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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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