Daylight Savings?

Spring ahead or fall behind, one foot at a time



Old Indian Daylight Savings - cut a foot off the top of a blanket to create a longer blanket

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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Whomever you spend time with you become. So spend time with great people. - Nido Qubein

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

Our greatest glory consist not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with a steady and perpetual serenity. - Joseph Addison

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M. Scott Peck

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


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