Daylight Savings?

Spring ahead or fall behind, one foot at a time



Old Indian Daylight Savings - cut a foot off the top of a blanket to create a longer blanket

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized. - Archie Bunker

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - C. Northcote Parkinson

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

It's only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time. - Archie Bunker

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M. Scott Peck

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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