Daylight Savings?

Spring ahead or fall behind, one foot at a time



Old Indian Daylight Savings - cut a foot off the top of a blanket to create a longer blanket

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Live with no time out. - Simone de Beauvoir

Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Our costliest expenditure is time. - Theophrastus

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson

It's only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time. - Archie Bunker

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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