Daylight Savings?

Spring ahead or fall behind, one foot at a time



Old Indian Daylight Savings - cut a foot off the top of a blanket to create a longer blanket

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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Time is the wisest counselor. - Pericles

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Our costliest expenditure is time. - Theophrastus

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Daylight is an amazing boost for bravery. - Debra Pickman

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

You must come again when you have less time. - Walter Sickert

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

It's only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time. - Archie Bunker

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication. - Bob Talbert

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with a steady and perpetual serenity. - Joseph Addison

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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18-Jan-2018