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Spring ahead or fall behind, one foot at a time



Old Indian Daylight Savings - cut a foot off the top of a blanket to create a longer blanket

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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. - Duke Ellington

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized. - Archie Bunker

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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17-Nov-2017