Hanging Around

“I think I’ll hang out there for a while”



Young boy placed on a clothes hook

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Live with no time out. - Simone de Beauvoir

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Jones

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami


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19-Oct-2017