Hanging Around

“I think I’ll hang out there for a while”



Young boy placed on a clothes hook

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Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh


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21-Feb-2018