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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman


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22-Jun-2018