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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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24-Sep-2018