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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

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