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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde

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