Is This What You Think I Look Like?

What the cat looked like when it went on a diet

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

What do I look like, an inferior decorator? - Archie Bunker

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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17-Nov-2017