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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

I look like a gorilla, just the way I'm built. - Dave Bautista

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde


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22-Jun-2018