![]() Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin What do I look like, an inferior decorator? - Archie Bunker A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown I look like a gorilla, just the way I'm built. - Dave Bautista The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb What's the matter? You look like you just saw a clown. - Dean Winchester Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen see also Cat & Scenery Sections |
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