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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

What do I look like, an inferior decorator? - Archie Bunker

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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20-Sep-2017