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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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