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Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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