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Smart Phone Statue



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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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