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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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25-Sep-2018