Table Boat

They thought he would never get off the island,

but he really turned the tables!



Table Boat



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Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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13-Dec-2018