Table Boat

They thought he would never get off the island,

but he really turned the tables!



Table Boat



QuotaBills
Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


see also   Boat,  Inspiration,  Mechanical  &  Survivor  Sections
Boat Man
British Holiday
Redneck Bass Boat
Redneck Boat Ramp
Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit
Redneck Motor Boat
Redneck Water Limo
Redneck Waterbike
River Crossing
Round Table
Santa’s Global Warming
Venice on a Shoestring Budget
Water Taxi

 

When You Gotta Go

Bird Melons

Black Golfer

Gated Community

Piano Shelves

Page Lurker

Swimsuit Police

Aussie Shopping Cart

LabraThor Retriever

Local Crabs

ThrowYo

Hair Plants

Ruined Day

Classic Ballet Ad

Tea Party Weapon

Reading Talent

ParaPlane Ride

iArm

Instant Engine Starting Down Under

Shakespeare Pens
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

22-Sep-2018