Table Boat

They thought he would never get off the island,

but he really turned the tables!



Table Boat



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Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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18-Mar-2019