The End Is Near

Eschatology signs in your own neighbourhood

End times may be sooner than you expect...



The End Is Near Sign

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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21-Feb-2018