The End Is Near

Eschatology signs in your own neighbourhood

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The equation of religion with belief is rather recent. - Arnold J. Toynbee

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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