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Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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24-Sep-2017