Baby Fling Contest

Where Henry got his first fear of heights

Games boys play when it’s their turn to babysit

It was right about then, officer, that Bubba answered his cellphone





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Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

What is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? - Matthew 16:26

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

To be feared of a thing and yet to do it, is what makes the prettiest kind of a man. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts. - William Hazlitt

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


see also   Baby,  Redneck  &  Safety  Sections
Acrophobia  - fear of heights (and probably high-strung fathers)

Attention Span
Babysitting Kids
Falling Picture
OCD Ball Pit
Redneck Time Out
Unattended Children
 

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25-Apr-2019