Baby Fling Contest

Where Henry got his first fear of heights

Games boys play when it’s their turn to babysit

It was right about then, officer, that Bubba answered his cellphone

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

The will of man is by his reason swayed. - Izaak Walton

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

It is not by spectacular achievements that man can be transformed, but by will. - Henrik Ibsen

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

see also   Baby,  Redneck  &  Safety  Sections
Acrophobia  - fear of heights (and probably high-strung fathers)

Attention Span
Babysitting Kids
Falling Picture
OCD Ball Pit
Redneck Time Out
Unattended Children

I'll Be Right There

Frankfurt Subway Entrance

Winter Deflation

Baby Papaya Crossing

Cat Tofu

Dad Sandwich

The Untangler

Glendambo Welcome

Leaning Tower Of Pisa Dog

Slim People Bathroom

Soothing Hairstyle

Truck Driver Birth

Spider Trap

Nice Day For A Ride

Motion Picture Selfie

Winter Mirror

Is This Really Happening?!

House 'Broke'rage

2019 Hooters Owl & Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Restaurant Valentines
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