Bear Boots

Scaring the crap out of your neighbours

How Bubba keeps bill collectors away from his house



Bear boots to leave bear tracks on the ground

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia. - H G Wells

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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22-Aug-2017