Dreams Come True

Trying to remember the good times

Young jogger almost envies multimillionaire


An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.

The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”

The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”

The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”


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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

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If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle


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14-Dec-2018