Dreams Come True

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Young jogger almost envies multimillionaire


An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.

The old man says, “I’m a multimillionaire. I have a great big house and the fastest car in the world, and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell.”

The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”

The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”


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Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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21-Oct-2019