North Korea’s Secret Weapon

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North Koreas Secret Weapon

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There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

We meet today
To thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one. - John Greenleaf Whittier

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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