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The truth needs so little rehearsal. - Barbara Kingsolver

That which costs little is less valued. - Miguel de Cervantes

We never repent of having eaten too little. - Thomas Jefferson

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast. - W.S. Gilbert

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

You're not a bad person, you're just a little bit different and I'm a sucker for that. - Robert M. Drake

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

“Two powerful, little words I've learned to use when facing challenges, fears, and doubts -
"So what?” - Richelle E. Goodrich

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan


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20-Apr-2019