Proof That Elves Exist

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House building in Gnome, Alaska



Mushroom House for Elfs

The World Guide to Gnomes, Fairies, Elves and
Other Little People

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Mighty oaks from little acorns grow. - Unknown

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika. - Dorothy Parker

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I'm a little worried... Brave New World seems a bit more real everyday. - Solange Nicole

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

You're not a bad person, you're just a little bit different and I'm a sucker for that. - Robert M. Drake

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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14-Oct-2019