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This is only a little mispensation. - Archie Bunker

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

We never repent of having eaten too little. - Thomas Jefferson

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can. - Lowell Thomas

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer. - Henry Kissinger

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. You are here to do great things. - Unknown

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. - Casablanca

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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22-Feb-2019