St. Patrick’s Dog

The un-luck of the Irish

Some Irish dogs don’t prefer Irish green



St. Patrick's Dog - the unluck of the Irish

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No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

I am very proud to be Irish. - Philip Treacy

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

If you think you're green, you'll ripen.
If you think you're good, you'll rot. - Unknown

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. - William Butler Yeats

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I was freelancing for years in Cork and around. I also wrote freelance pieces for 'The Irish Times.' - Kevin Barry

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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