St. Patrick’s Dog

The un-luck of the Irish

Some Irish dogs don’t prefer Irish green



St. Patrick's Dog - the unluck of the Irish

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No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I'm Irish. We think sideways. - Spike Milligan

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

You think the Welsh are friendly, but the Irish are fabulous. - Bonnie Tyler

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

There are only two kinds of people in the world: the Irish and those who wish they were. - Irish Saying

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you think you're green, you'll ripen.
If you think you're good, you'll rot. - Unknown

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I was freelancing for years in Cork and around. I also wrote freelance pieces for 'The Irish Times.' - Kevin Barry

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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Irish Drink
Irish Exam
Irish Flood
Irish Rugby Fans
Irish School Demolition
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Irish Virgin
Irish Yoga
Irish Weather Forecasting
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St. Patrick’s Day Joe-ks
St. Patrick’s Day Riddles
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19-Oct-2019