We all think of the Titanic as a big ocean liner. At least I did until I saw the following comparison: Titanic (White Star Line) vs. Allure of the Seas (Royal Caribbean) ![]() Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott If the client moans and sighs, Make his logo twice the size. - John Trench A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister. - Phyllis Diller Shells sink, Dreams float, Life's good On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. - Unknown Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci see also Travel Section Alternative Retirement Home - on a Princess Cruise Ship Panama Canal Locks |
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