Big Hands Baby

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian



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Growing up to his full potential a little too early

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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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19-Oct-2017