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Why Spring might be a little late in the Moistwet Territories

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself. - Ernest Hemingway

An Irishman will always soften bad news, so that a major coronary is no more than 'a bad turn' and a near hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is 'good drying weather'. - Hugh Leonard


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