![]() Find the engagement ring that demonstrates your love for her Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller see also Relationship, Shopping & Wedding Sections Booze Wedding Bullet Rings Engagement Rings for Engineers Piano Ring Redneck Engagement Ring With This Ring |
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