Fishing Dog

Mildred was searching for dogfish that day



Fishing Dog

Fishing for an illusive prize fish
Big fish that got away reported on the dock

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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19-Sep-2017