![]() Home renovation ideas for the kitchen Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. 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