Spring Thaw

Is Spring coming soon?



Spring Thaw is coming just in time for squirrels and their nuts

Why some animals are looking forward to an early Spring

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself. - Ernest Hemingway

Today's weather forecast: heavy showers of blessings, strong wings to blow your worries away, followed by warm hugs and kisses to put smiles on your face. - Unknown

If you are cold, tea will warm you;
if you are too heated, it will cool you;
If you are depressed, it will cheer you;
If you are excited, it will calm you. - William E. Gladstone

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer. - Tom Robbins

Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic; but destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country. - William J Bryan


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