Tree Dragon

Making friends with forest fauna



Tree Dragon

Enjoying a hike in an artistic setting

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What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

To be poor and be without trees, is to be the most starved human being in the world. To be poor and have trees, is to be completely rich in ways that money can never buy. - Clarissa Pinkola Estes

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln

Calico Pie,
The little Birds fly
Down to the calico tree,
Their wings were blue,
And they sang "Tilly-loo!"
Till away they flew,
And they never came back to me! - Edward Lear


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18-Sep-2019