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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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