![]() Incentives to move your parked car in Sweden Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies see also Police & Weather Sections Canadian Parking Found It! Nice Parking! Parking Above Snow Level Parking in Europe Where Nobody Speeds |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|