![]() Hair today, gone tomorrow You cannot weave truth on a loom of lies. - Suzette Haden Elgin Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive! - Walter Scott If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor His mind is concrete and fastidious, His nose is remarkably big; His visage is more or less hideous, His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro see also Hairstyle Section American Mustache Bad Hair Da Braided Horse Tail Change Of The Guard - Summer in London Facial Hair Hair Cut Toupée Hair Do Hair Growth - a Sign of the Times Hair Safety Hair Strengthener Hair Weavers Hairstyle Of The Year Head Path Horse Hair How Not To Cut Your Wife’s Hair Kiwi Hair Brush Letting Your Hair Down Lumberjack Razor MintHair Gardens NASCAR Fan - Diehard Category Seinfeld Haircut Skeleton Hairstyle |
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